Cosmology

Many billion years before in what we call the days of yore
The view was so uncluttered and pristine.
The universe was void nary one stray asteroid Creation,
friends had yet to make the scene.
Then with a rude and primal hiss,
some fundamental orifice Blasted forth effluvia and gas.
So call it what you may but for now just let us say
That the cosmos in its glory came to pass.